gastrointestinal health, pt 1

the following conversation trumpets one of the first - of what i assume to be countless - entries in the "gastrointestinal health" series. enjoy!

Jonathan: you need a before/after pic of your intestines
me: ahahahaahahahah
Jonathan: i was also wondering if you were going to name your tapeworm
me: ehehehehe i want to
Jonathan: you probably wont know the name until you get it
Jonathan: it could be cheryl or just as easily alabaster
you know?
me: id spit out my coffee if i was drinking any
me: those are ridiculous names
me: /dies laughing